He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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