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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
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Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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