Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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