Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
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