I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
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Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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