I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
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after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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