We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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