Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
God, I missed his penis.
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