Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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