i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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