Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I think my vagina is haunted
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
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I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
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We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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