Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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