just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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