I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
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I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
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The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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