We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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