why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
So much Jack, so little girl.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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