physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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