I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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