Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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