If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
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I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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