My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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