Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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