Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
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I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
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I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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