Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Randomize
