I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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