can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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