I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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