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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?

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• (415): View more from California

  get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I felt guilty, it was so good!

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  Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK

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• (407): View more from Florida

  He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability

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