If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
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He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
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I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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