New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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