By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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