I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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