Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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You made out with two different species that night
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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