I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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