their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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