yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
