that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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