I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
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my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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