i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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