Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
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You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
NoShamevember. You game?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
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It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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