i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
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Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
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