i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
