are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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