Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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