Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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