He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
pray to the hookup gods
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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