no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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