your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
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I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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