i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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