No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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