I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
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I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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