Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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