i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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