your parents love me but you hate me
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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