he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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