overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
