Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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